Counting the ways I’d been asking for trouble
It was a matter of time
Shouting out obscenities on the double
Now to pay for the crime
Oblivious, never knew no better
How my pleadings were spurned
In-school suspension, parents received a letter
And a lesson was learned
Human biology
Ain’t the root of your problems
My first grade teacher’s leniency
Is what needed solving
Thank fuck for asterisks, as long as it’s written
It’s Kevlar to the cusser
Vowels get sucked into a tiny black hole
And there you have it: a buffer
Human biology
Ain’t the root of your problems
My first grade teacher’s leniency
Is what needed solving
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